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Everyone else has a web site these days, so I figured, why not me, too?
Here I am in my cheap white suit
A stuttering baldy trying to be cute
You may know me from CP Ramasamy Rd
Or
from CyberConnexions where I was only a load
I lurk the streets of Alwarpet, Chennai
With nothing to do, I'm a loser
guy
I thought it was cool to run a cybercafe
But my irritating "charms" drove customers away
Now no one will have
me, married two times
It's always their fault, at least in my mind
I think I'm a genius, just too nifty for words
But
my egotism makes friends run away in herds
Guitar and magic and stories galore
You'll soon figure out I'm a terrible
bore
I'll always try hard to get you impressed
But warning, I'll soon put you into distress
I can dazzle you with
my outward gloss
But get too close, and the shine is lost
I'll pal with you and joke with language like honey
So
I can slither in and ask you for money
For all that I am I can't find a job
So I drink like a fool and live like a slob
My
temper is evil and I have no work
Frankly, even I think I'm a serious jerk.
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